This is the world's smallest man (a Mongolian chap who runs a restaurant) posing with the world's longest legged woman (a Russian realtor). He is 2 feet 5 inches tall, her legs are 4 feet 4 inches long. I am reminded of the joke about the boy mouse who picks up a girl giraffe in a bar.
The morning after, the mouse's friend, the lion, asks why the mouse looks so tired.
That is all.