Purely in respect of the impending deceasement, I have found an Edie car wash photo. In respect of the situation, you see, and for no other reason. Back at the Lane, the girls are rockin' tonite, but when will Dave shoot Edie?
Bree is all set to sell Chil Bitch Enterprises to save her marriage to the unlikeable fop, Orson. She looks over the Bree Van de Kamp wall of fame (verrrry remininiscent of the Gaylord Fokker wall of mediocre fame, except with success instead of old jock straps) when whe's overcome with passion...for her business. Take that, Orson, you thieving stroke, and get a normal haircut while you're at it! Once again, when will Dave shoot Edie?
Gabby lusts for Carlos, and insists on service now, thank you. Carlos responds with a little bondage quickie set up, then leaves Gabby tied to the bed and heads back to work. Very worker-guy-ish and responsible, and yeah, yeah, we're all impressed that you left the tart unsullied, Carlos, but when, oh when will Dave shoot Edie?
Mike and China Beach woman go camping with Dave, and Dave takes his hunting rifle with the scope and tries to shoot China Beach woman and he misses 'cause Edie has phoned him at the very instant that he attempted to consumate the murderation! DAVE, WHAT ABOUT EDIE? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT EDIE? YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT HER!?
YEAH, HE'S RACING HOME TO SHOOT HER!Lynette strikes back at the tyrannical Monster Marketing Woman at Carlos' business by letting MMW humiliate herself by berating the cleaning lady and Carlos' kids, blah-blah-blah NO SHOOTING EDIE??? GODDANGIT, LET'S GET SHOOTING HERE ALREADY!!!
Dave comes home and Edie's liquored up and she has figured it all out. There's actual acting going on, did someone change channels? Edie is throwing verbal haymakers; now she calls Dave a freak and keeps on blazing away. Dave's pissed, is he gonna shoot her -- NO!!! He's grabbed her around the neck, one hand, now two, and he's choking her to death, and her eyes bug out and she slides backward and out of his grasp and-- she's not dead. So he's gonna shoot her now? NO! She splits, and jumps in the car and you know the rest.
The teaser for next week shows Edie isn't dead yet.
And don't trust that lying S.O.B. Dave. He SAID he was gonna shoot Edie.
Dang.
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Edie sees the light, we get to watch her ascend. The weird thing is, her car crashes at night, but the entering the light thing appears to happen during the day. Was she laying out there all night? Was she even laying or was she lying? Did that no good son of a nutcracker Orson just slink home and not mention that Edie just hit a power line. And BTW, where did that power line come from? I swear, that's the first time I ever saw power lines on Wisteria Lane, I thought they were all underground. The biggest question of all is, with Edie gone, Dave will not be outed, will he stick around, cause he's creepier than Orson's hair.
And another thing...when Mike and Catherine went on their hike and left Dave sleeping next to the front door of their cabin, was Dave wearing a mint green Snuggli?
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You have a sharp eye, indeed. I am not nearly as tuned in, doing email and shopping Ebay while watching. A.D.D. indeed...where were we?
Oh yeah, the power pole, right you are, Wisteria Lane, always so picture perfect, where'd the power pole come from? Next thing you know, they're gonna put in alleys, and they'll be saving parking spaces in winter with vinyl padded kitchen chairs and old ironing boards. Have you ever seen any vinyl furniture OR an ironing board on Wisteria Lane?
I will venture that Orson and Dave, fed up with their respective oppressors, have secretly formed a new company many episodes ago to put power poles all over the place and terrorize the Housebabes.
Dave still didn't shoot Edie...
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