It gave me the idea that we can emulate People's huge success by publishing confessions of a lot of other celebrities, having sensational tell-all's like Clay Aiken. Here are a few that come to mind.
Paris Hilton speaks out: I HAVE NO ACTUAL TALENT!!!
John Goodman speaks out: I FEEL FAT SOMETIMES!
Homer Simpson speaks out: I AM NOT A REAL PERSON!!!
1985 Bears speak out: WE HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS!
George W. Bush speaks out: I DON'T HAVE A CLUE...WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
LaToya Jackson speaks out: BOOB FLOP WAS NO ACCIDENT!!
Notre Dame fans admit: WE LIVE IN THE PAST!!
Tom Selleck exclusive: I'M TOO OLD TO GET HOTTIES ANYMORE!!
Rod Blagojevich interview: I HAVE PLASTIC HAIR!!
Wrigley field exposed: THERE ARE BASEBALL GAMES AT THIS TAVERN!!!
Burger King's King speaks: I'M CREEPY AND PROUD!!
Drop me a line, what revelations would you add?
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The Girls Next Door - "We're not really in love with Hef".
The Girls Next Door - "We're not really in love with Hef".
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