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I found some material on iGoogle that is priceless, or perhaps just a reminder of how diverse is the world around us. What I found is called the “How-To of the Day”. I reviewed one or two and then realized that there was no apparent pattern --or sense-- to what I was being invited to learn. Here’s a sample. By the way, the image at the right is Snuffy Smith, formerly paired with Google. Barney Google. True.

How to Define a Problem Like Einstein.
He passed in 1955, so why is Einstein still a problem?

How to Beat Procrastination
We can look at this one later.

How to Cook Food in a Hotel Room using Just a Coffee Maker and an Iron
Followed by the equally popular "How to Avoid Being Blamed for Burning Down an Entire Hotel"

How to Look Good Naked
Last suggestion was “turn out the lights”

How to Make Hot Mulled Beer on a Chilly Day
I cannot think of one person who would want to try this.

10 Easy Ways to Get Onion Odor Off Your Hands
Finally, the reason for Hot Mulled Beer!

How to Make Alcohol From common Table Sugar
For all our friends in prison, a holiday treat

How to Think Like Leonardo Da Vinci
From the popular “Leonardo” series: ”How to Act Like Leonardo di Caprio” and “What Happened to Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle”

How to Open a Bottle With a Ring
Includes “what lies to tell while they’re stitching your hand in the E.R.”

How to Dig Post Holes
What could I possibly add to this?

9 Ways to Use an Old Plastic Shower Curtain
Recycle it and skip the rest?

How to Start Learning Morse Code
This has gone far enough.

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