Monday, December 29, 2008

Do Twinkies Last Forever?

This guy, Todd Wilbur, clones famous recipes, and for this one he's figured out how to make Twinkies. He's also testing the "Twinkies last forever" urban legend.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000089?v=2704765&l=100022574
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Alamo Bowl Tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPKnvAiH5o

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Finally:
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Bush Family Christmas

10. "Condi's gooned on egg nog -- mission accomplished"
9. "It was nice of the White House to hire Sarah Palin to work the coat check"
8. "When all is said and done, history will show that this get-together sucked"
7. "Cheney's stopping by -- charge the defibrillator"
6. "Please don't spoil this occasion by talking about the economy, climate change, Iraq, Afghanistan, collapse of the Republican party, or approval ratings"
5. "He's spent three-and-a-half hours trying to pronounce 'Chanukah'"
4. "The Ghost of Christmas Past is here to remind us how great things were under Clinton"
3. "Why is Barack Obama moving his stuff into the Oval Office?"
2. "The red cheeks. The huge belly -- Al Gore's here!"
1. "What do you get for the guy who's wrecked everything?"

Friday, December 26, 2008

Today is Boxing Day

In many countries, today, December 26, is Boxing Day, celebrated by the giving of gifts by the more priveleged to the less well off. In the USA, today is the day that gift wrap gets marked down to half price and people begin exchanging yesterday's unwanted gifts. I was going to search for a more polite phraseology than "unwanted gifts", but that's what they are, and that's why gift cards and cash, while impersonal, are such easy choices.

Other events that occurred on this day over the years...

1620: Elizabeth Bathory’s crimes were discovered. Lizzie, a Transylvanian countess and the niece of the Polish king Stefan Bathory, was the most prolific female mass murderer in history, with around 600 horrific deaths attributed to her. There was no trial, politics then being like politics always, Liz was simply taken out of circulation. She was eventually bricked into a small room in her castle where she existed for the final four years of her life.

1919: the contract of pitcher/outfielder Babe Ruth is sold by the Boston Red Sox to the New York Yankees. Speaking of foreshadowing executive brilliance, did you know that George Bush was an owner of the Texas Rangers when that team traded Sammie Sosa to the White Sox?

1933: Nissan Motor company wass founded in Tokyo. That is a 1935 model at the right.

1943: the Siege of Bastogne, which was a part of the Battle of the Bulge. Bastongne is in Belgium, by the way.

1966: the first Kwanzaa celebration. We are all so very grateful to Ron Karenga, the guy credited as having invented Kwanzaa. Yes, it is an invented holiday, and you can't blame Hallmark.

1982: Time Magazine names the personal computer its Machine of the Year. Flush with their newfound celebrity, personal computers around the world begin to conspire, plotting the Millenium problem.

1986:
the population of the world reaches 5 billion. China alone was 1 billion something, having exceeded a billion in 1982 and continuing to screw its corrective brains out.

1991:
the Soviet Union is formally dissolved. Politicians praise the victory of democracy. Practically speaking, it was simply a function of economics. The USSR went broke.


Thursday, December 25, 2008

O Little Town of Bethlehem

Bethlehem, today.


From Wiki Travel
Nearly all travellers arrive via Jerusalem.. Since Bethlehem is administered by the Palestinian Authority, an Israeli military checkpoint stands on the road connecting the two locations. All travelers are subject to rigorous questioning and searches. If checkpoint security is stepped up (usually owing to local disturbances or tension), buses and service taxis may be delayed or cancelled entirely. However to get into Bethlehem there is no checkpoint, but no Israelis can get in. On the way out it is not a very rigorous checkpoint, just like any other border crossing.

Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Santa Tracker

It's time to turn thing over to the professionals at the North American Aerospace Defense Command Center. Seriously. Click and get a lock tone on the bogey in the red sled, Big C. Send this along to everyone with little ones, there's a ton of things for them to play with when they explore the site...or play yourself. I started with the "Kids Countdown" button on the bottom.